Alright, time to get this show back on the road.
For those of you who don’t know, I currently reside in a basement along with the entire insect kingdom. Seriously. You could shoot an episode of Planet Earth down here. I’ve encountered at least 3 bugs I’d never seen before. One of them is the king of scary basement bugs—the camel cricket. If you encounter one of these things without first knowing what it is, you will be horrified. It looks like a big spiderhousecentipedegrasshopperflea and it JUMPS really high and far. Yes, it jumps. So stay the hell away.